Let me start with the good news. MY GARTER FINALLY ARRIVED!!! I ordered it three weeks ago and I have been messaging the ebay user with no response. She isn’t getting a nice review from me .. and that takes a lot. 

Story behind them is that I wanted to get a garter my fiance would like. Well, he is a bass fisherman and that little charm if the picture isn’t clear enough is a cute little bass fish. Oh yes. Quite tacky but adorable nonetheless.