I know each and every one of us has encountered an asshole that doesn’t know how to park straight or even within the lines of one parking space. Well, my friends, I have here the almost-perfect solution: a parking violation for being an idiot!
It reads:
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, Inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don’t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign of wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
I don’t know about you all .. but this is a fantastic ticket that I could give out on a daily basis. Too bad those idiots that stop at a roundabout or go the WRONG WAY on one are moving so I can’t easily put one of these in their windshield. My husband wanted to make copies because he knows as well as I do that we could give these out all day long. πŸ˜‰
Oh and I did not receive one of these (as I am a fantastic parker), but my mom was cleaning out her house and found it and gave it to me to hand out to someone. I wonder what kind of random crap I will have in 25 years.